Panhardt

thebluestockingfirefly:

When you want a drink but it’s also bath time.

permamiss:

dat-soldier:

you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

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jv:

anachronistic-cat:

superjustaguyblog:

elidyce:

starpeace:

starpeace:

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? … What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water… Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

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This is 100% how coding works

insinirate:

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au where nais hatred for humanity is justified

pg-chan:

catasters:

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I love that I can’t unsee the first impulse glance of that cat floating and I gotta share it. So much power, so mundane. Cat to the core. 

phoelipop:
“Sneaseloaf
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phoelipop:

Sneaseloaf

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

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I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.

The beast wailed at me until I was forced to caress it.

Update:

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The beast returned. It sat on my roommates bag and refused to move it’s form. The beast was content with being carried like a palanquin for roughly a block before dismounting into a nearby hedge on its beastly businesses.

ufonaut:

Beyond his art, Neal Adams is rightfully remembered as an eternal champion of creators’ rights and for the part he & his work played in the Comics Code revision of ‘71 but his contribution to John Stewart’s creation is – I think –  a rather underrated aspect of his career, especially as it’s such a great reminder of the kind of person he was. Taken from an interview conducted and transcribed by Allen W. Wright over at the Green Arrow: Bold Archer fansite, here’s Neal discussing John’s beginnings (x).